AD Jim, Brian O'Halloran, and Ernie O'Donnell
In the background, the two
trenchcoated gents are Brian O'Halloran
(Dante from 'Clerks') and Ernie O'Donnell
(Rick Derris from 'Clerks').
Scott Mosier and Brian O'Halloran
Scott and Dante.
The Buddy Christ
The Buddy-Christ statue -
now on permanent display at Jay and Silent
Bob's Secret Stash in Red Bank, New Jersey.
The Buddy Christ
No matter how stiff the actor, they always get
touched up before a shot.
The Buddy Christ
The Happy Savior.
Buddy and the Priests
See? Priests signed off on this movie!
Scott Mosier
Looking up to Mosier.
Scott Mosier and Carol Banker
The Wonder Twins. Scott and Laura
Greenlee.
The Church and Crew
This always reminded me of the moment in
'Batman' when the Joker whips the pen into
the mobster's throat.
Jay and the other Bob
Yeoman took quite a
shine to Mewes.
George Carlin
Curious George. It was important for me to
have Carlin in this flick, as he's sort of the
project's godfather.
George Carlin and Carol Banker
A papal sanction.
Salma Hayek
The Jumping Bean. Smart and pretty Salma
Hayek.
Alan Rickman and Salma Hayek
Fools rush in, part one. Salma and Alan get
friendly.
Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, and Chris Rock
Fools rush in, part two. Rock lives the dream.
Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, and Chris Rock
Fools rush in, part three.
Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith and
Chris Rock.
The person I knew I'd marry from the moment
we met, and my wife Jen.
Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, and Chris Rock
How Actors Pass the Time on Set, Part One...
Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, and Chris Rock
Part Two...
Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, and Chris Rock
And Part Three. When you hear about
someone making twenty million a flick, this is
how they earn it.
Ben Affleck
He obviously can't dress himself. The Armor
team suits up Bartelby.
Ben Affleck
Dope on a rope.
Linda Fiorentino
Tit for Tat.
Bob Yeoman and Crew
Do the crane, Yeom!
Bob Yeoman and Crew
Wait a second... A crane?!? Whose flick is
this?
Ben Affleck
This is Ben's standard set mode #1
Chris Rock, Matt
Damon, Jason Mewes, and Ben
Affleck.
Photo op! Photo op!
Ben
Affleck.
A pimp primps. Wanna know why Affleck
always looks so pretty in flicks? Here's why.
Cops
To Protect and Serve... and Design Sets.
Carol Banker and Kevin Smith
Me and my shadow.
Kevin Smith
The Weary Me. By Carol.
Ben Affleck
Battlin' Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck
Fly like an eagle.
Ben Affleck
Ben with his stunt double, Ben Jensen.
Linda Fiorentino
Linda in her p.j.'s.
Linda Fiorentino
Linda, finding out that Miramax had placed a
'no photos on set' freeze on the shoot.
Ben Affleck
Movie magic at it's cheapest.
Ben Affleck
What Linda was shooting. Ben, getting ready
for flight.
Ben Affleck and Chris Rock
Ben and Rock, with some bloody extras.
Bob Yeoman
Three men and a little camera.
Bob Yeoman, Chris Rock,and Salma
Hayek
Who the hell's in charge?
Ben Affleck and Jason Mewes
Affleck saunters about. More importantly,
check out Mewes in the background, giving
Salma the imaginary jump.
Alanis
Morissette and Alan Rickman
God shows up. Shooting l'il Alanis Morisette's
first apperance in the flick.
Alanis
Morissette and Alan Rickman
Locks o' the Muse. Taylor, our hair god, gives
Salma's fake ponytail the once-over.
Ben Affleck and Salma Hayek
"Hi. I'm Ben Affleck - Movie Star." The king of
all flirts goes head to head with the queen of
all flirts.
Ben Affleck and wings
A position Ben's very familiar with.
Chris Rock, Jason Mewes, and
Linda Fiorentino
Just a bunch of actors, milling around, waiting
for direction.
Chris Rock, Jason Mewes, and
Linda Fiorentino
Is that a gun in your pocket...?
Chris Rock
Prettying up a comic-god.
Salma Hayek and Chris Rock
The Church Crew
The crane. I'm not sure what it is or what it
did, but I saw it a few times during the shoot.
Matt Damon
Gearing up Matty.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
Where angels go, trouble follows.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
Ben propositioning Matty for the umpteenth
time.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon *
Shooting the shit. This was a pretty powerful
scene to watch.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon *
Bartleby goes completely 'round
the bend.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
Like I said - hurry up and wait.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
The Golden Boys jawin' with the Spitfire.
Ben Affleck
"JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
Ben Affleck
This is Ben's standard set mode, #2.
Ben Affleck
Wanna know why the angels fell? It's because
they charged up horrendous cell phone bills.
Matt Damon
Crafting chaos. We took a perfectly good
street in Pittsburgh, and gunked it up with a
lot of fake blood and feathers.
Matt Damon
That guy? That ain't even Affleck. Just a
crude similation.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
This one's really Ben, though. I think.
Salma Hayek and Scott Mosier
Why It's Good To Be a Producer, Part One.
Salma Hayek and Scott Mosier
Why It's Good To Be a Producer, Part Two.
Ben Affleck
Give me a hand.
Chaos
The man behind the flames. That's Charlie -
one of the FX guys.
Salma Running
This is a run sequence. Ben is being chased
by Salma, Rock, and Jay. Watch.
Salma Hayek and Chris Rock
See? But where's straggler Mewes?
Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, and Jason Mewes
There he is. See what smoking two packs a
day (amongst other things) will do to your
athletic ability?
Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, and Jason Mewes
And done. My theory of perpetual motion
proved.
Linda Fiorentino and Chris Rock
Heading home. Rufus opts for Heaven - as
would most of us.
